upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

(via geekywhitedad)

elemeno-pee:

feury:

they say the best things in life are free

is food free

is internet free

guess not

THERE’S FREE WIFI AT MCDONALD’S AND YOU COULD SCAVENGE FOR FRIES LIKE A PIGEON

(via dutchster)